Alarm Clock Quotes Funny

40 funny inspiratonal retirement quotes to write in a card to a colleague boss or family member who is finishing up at work.

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Only when the clock stops does time come to life. Discipline starts every day when the first alarm clock goes off in the morning. Clocks slay time. I say first alarm clock because i have three as i was taught by one of the most feared and respected instructors in seal training.

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Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels. Clock sayings and quotes. Funny clock alarm s3. I was in a flea market in france once in 1994 and i opened up this beautiful jaeger lecoultre folding eight day winding clock folded into a beautiful case and i went wow man and i ve been collecting travel alarm clocks since 1994.